We love having fun at Browserling, so we hired a comedian to write some new original jokes and one-liners about web developers, web designers, web and browsers.

Here are the best web jokes that our comedian came up with:

  • What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? ... I hate your type.
  • You can't tell me what to do - you're not my web developer.
  • If you can't make a web design... you may have a future teaching web design.
  • You're in a .class of your own.
  • We sent a web developer to the store to get the newspaper. He came back with The Times New Roman.
  • Both my parents are web developers. They named me Bob... They named my brother, Bob12459.
  • What was the web developer doing in the bathroom?... Taking a crop.
  • Say that to my interface!
  • We were designed to be together. Mark it up to fate!
  • I design websites for people... if you're on a budget, no problem... as long as it's a big budget.
  • Don't be self-conscious, but I love looking at your <body>.

Got some funnier webdev jokes? Email them hello@browserling.com and if we like them, we'll give you a month of Browserling for free!

Update: We just turned all these jokes into cartoons! Check out our new webcomic - comic.browserling.com.

Have fun everyone and until next time!